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BAD DADS: dir. Derek Westerman | 15min | USA “Cory (Michael Cera) has a major problem: the worst father in the world. Can his dads inappropriate behavior be fixed with just a little more father/son interaction?” The latest fruit plucked by a film festival from the profusion of high-profile comedy video websites, this series is a College Humor original and has been gaining a following on YouTube and Funny or Die. It is a compilation of 5 webisodes, similar to the Brick Novax’s Diary compilation that won Sundance this year. Is it funny? Well…it has its moments. A couple of the sketches work. Sketch 3 in particular, where the “Bad Dad” tries to get Michael Cera to give him his “babyface” is an especially guffaw-inducing bit of subversive awfulness. But the laugh/minute ratio isn’t particularly high, and it doesn’t try for any of the emotional depth that might balance out this deficit. 5/10 BOTTLE: dir. Kirsten Lepore | 5min | USA “Two lovers from opposite sides of the world find love when their messagesin-a- bottle cross the oceans. But when Snow and Sand meet, will their love survive?” I don’t think it’s an overstatement to say this has become one of the most beloved short films of our time. I wrote a glowing review, and it landed on our Best of 2010 list. We also stuck it on our recent Female Animator Playlist. Others are bending over backwards to honor it too. It was a nominee at the Vimeo Awards, featured in AFI-Fest’s online showcase, and Ms. Lepore was just recently honored as one of the Creative 50 by Creativity Magazine, alongside Ai Wei Wei, David Fincher and Tina Fey. So yeah, this short film is pretty good. 10/10 EYE OF THE STORM: dir. Christopher Alender | 5min | USA “A navigator on an airship steers his plane into the eye of a storm in order to release a captive demon in this impressively animated steampunk video.” We tweeted and FB’d this when it came online a few months back. It sports a really lovely aesthetic, like an Final Fantasy cut-scene. Didn’t make it to the site because there is really no story to speak of. Good for what it is, but what it is isn’t what SotW usually looks for. 6/10 THE HEIST: dir. Thomas Hefferon | 9 min | UK “Three yahoos are out to rob a bank, but these three guys havent got a clue about proper robbing etiquette.” I saw this recently during Tribeca (Online), as it was the opening online offering. Is it well done? Maybe, if you enjoy watching idiots on the screen, but it has never been a genre that appeals to me (well maybe when I was 11 and that idiot was Jim Carrey). The film is not overly clever, you don’t end up liking the characters, and the twist gave me a kind of sour aftertaste. I don’t like it, but I recognize that my distaste could be simply a matter of taste. 3/10 JOHN G. MORRIS: ‘ELEVEN FRAMES’: dir. Douglas Sloan | 8 min | USA “Robert Capa shot six rolls of film of the D-Day landing but only eleven frames survived. In this fascinating portrait, John G. Morris, the worlds most influential photo editor, shares stories from his 70 years in photojournalism.” Documentary-orthodoxy reigns here in a slick film of talking heads and photographic artifacts. The photos are the draw, John G. Morris is a great man, an influential photo editor of LIFE Magazine, but sadly the people back home in the office are seldom as interesting as the people out taking the pictures themselvesor at least their stories are less dramatic. The most promising story, the one which the film’s subtitle refers, is given an especially short shrift. Technical excellence aside, it’s a by the numbers profile that is not as entertaining as its images. 5/10 METHOD ACTOR: dir. Justin Stokes | 3 min | UK “What makes a great actor great or merely mad?” A real treat, a film that has been online for months, but no one seems to have discovered. Director Justin Stokes pulls together great contributions in set design, cinematography, editing and performance, with celebrated UK actor John Shrapnel summoning a very fine gravitas indeed. A brief short that masterfully borrows the best from fiction, documentary and stage. 8/10 SIGN LANGUAGE: dir. Oscar Sharp | 5 min | USA “Ben holds up advertising signs on the street to earn his living, and today is his last day on the job. But before he leaves, hes got a sign of his own that he wants to bring to a certain someones attention…” Another film that has lived a full internet life, we first saw an abbreviated 3 min cut of this film when it won the 2010 Virgin Media Shorts Competition. This longer version doesn’t add too much more to the proceedings; it fails to use the extra length to bulk up the thin romantic angle, opting instead to embellish the main character’s academic pretensions. A cute film that is enjoyable, but ultimately rather forgettable. 6/10 SON OF MACISTA: dir. Emile Bokaer | 7 min | USA “Looking back on a sudden episode of serious mental illness, the filmmaker challenges his father to revisit a painful, and, ultimately bonding, moment in their relationship.” Documentary minimalism. Kinda feels like a low blow to pan such a personal project, but I just found myself bored. It is a touching relationship the two share however. 4/10 STEPHANY + ME: dir. | 11 min | USA “Ben has no luck at love until he meets a woman in the most unexpected place a massage parlor!” A very minimalist, dialogue-heavy, indie comedy. Ben goes on a date, it goes poorly, he goes to Thai-massage parlor and makes a connection. Bad dates are awkward enough to live through without having to watch someone else’s in my opinion. This particular genre really does very little for me, so in the guise of being fair, I won’t even grade this one. TELL-TALE: dir. Greg Williams | 8 min | UK “Carla Gugino and Adam Arkin star in this noirish mystery about a young couple who may or may not be involved in the murder of an undercover cop.” Another SotW-featured film, check out El Vez’s original review. Loosely based on an Edgar Allen Poe story (guess which one!), it features star-power, a celebrated director, murder and steamy sex all in a modern noir wrapper. Yes Please. 8/10